Pain in the Butt™ Diaper Rash Cream

$7.95


Net Wt: 3 oz
Type: Ointment
The product that’s pediatrician approved but just keeps getting crapped on. Literally. It’s tough work, but somebody’s gotta do it.


With zinc oxide (and a bunch of other healthy skin ingredients), Pain in the Butt™ Diaper Rash Cream gets to work immediately - treating, preventing, protecting and soothing tiny human skin from painful diaper rash.

- No Petrolatum
- No Phthalates
- No Parabens
- No Fragrance
- No Dyes

Parents: Clean skin and then generously apply with every diaper change to avoid Pain in the Butt™ scenarios (hold nose, as needed).

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 14 - 21 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

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Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

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